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Date Posted: 20:42:37 02/01/02 Fri
Author: DreadPirateJohnny
Subject: Strange Days: Scheme I

I assume this is how you create a new working on this page :)

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Chapter I from my Strange Days Chonicles which I wrote a while back. Of course, it's edited for internet use which tones down alot of the comedy, but you get the idea.

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One long night many moons ago, I sat under the tent in my own forest. As he was about to doze off from shear boredom, a rustling came from outside. Curious, I poked my head outside to check, only to be confronted by a six hundred pound grizzly bear.
I gulped hard, not really knowing what to do. Reacting, I threw a punch which landed right square on the beasts nose, knocking him cold. A stood, staring blankly, then triumphantly stood over the bear and declared myself victor...so I grabbed a Bud and sat down to roast marshmellows.
Sometime later, the old bear awoke and stood, with me sitting at the campfire. Walking over, I reached in the ice chest and flung him a cold brewskie which he popped open and quickly drank half of. We eventually got to be good friends he told me his name was GrGr WrWr, which translated to english means, er, GrGr WrWr. So in the end, I named him Jim.
We talked for a while longer and eventually wondered drunkenly into the forest. As we came out, I found we where on the edge of town, so we did the most obvious thing a young man and a grizzly bear would do...bought a sack of potato chips and vinegar.
As the night grew on, I told Jim about a great place I knew, a dance club known as DanceDanceRevolution. So, we snuck in the back door.
Quietly, I whispered my plans to him and without hesitation i stripped off my clothes and went riding onto the dance floor upon Jim's back nude. Of course we ate people, which rialled everyone up for some reason.
Jumping off, I reached in a bag and pulled out a gun. "Oh no!" I cried, so I shot the dumb animal in the head four times.
Immediately I was surrounded by beautiful women and lots of police who congratulated me, I of course was crowned king of the world then carted off and was eventually shot and nobody cared.

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Re: Strange Days: Scheme I -- ridcully, 21:09:05 02/01/02 Fri
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