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Date Posted: 19:35:58 05/24/00 Wed
Author: zee
Author Host/IP: edtn002769.hs.telusplanet.net / 161.184.146.229
Subject: Salut! To the French monkey Char.

You think your so hot
kuz you got french in your spot,
but the french (and it's true)
are all queers through and through.
You fly up to Paris
where your dick's not embarrased,
and try to find action
to yer anal satisfaction.
Then a trip to Quebec
where you unleash your PECK-
er for a night on the town
of gay french ass: brown!
But I hear as of late
that you must compensate
for your tiny dick size
with one that inflates.
It's sad and you know it,
But the French just won't blow it
if it's shrivelled and wet
with pubes like a net.
So the doctor gives pills
but the erections are nills,
and it's time to arrive
to inflatable size.
P.P. (plastic penis)
is the name of your wenis
And the French don't know it,
but it hurts when they blow it.
A sick fungal discharge
is a result of infection
from your pokin around
in those anal dissections.
Sure, the French may be dumb,
but they know that's not cum
that they get in their eyes
with a sickly surprise.
So be rid of extensions
and your anal retentions
kuz it's time that you fight us
and stop tryin' to spite us
with big words to disguise
your true penis size.
So step up like a man
(if queers even can)
to the might of king zee-man
with yer raunchy semen.

Suckitoyah supahqueer.
Big zee back in the house.
Transmission out to the erectionary missionary.
It's time for yer erectionary pictionary. Kickit.

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sick shit. -- charles bronson, 20:27:03 05/24/00 Wed