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Subject: Hogan,


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Deathedge
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Date Posted: 06:30:10 02/03/02 Sun

The stadium turns dark and "Crwling" hits the pa. The stadium is light up not by the roof lights, but flashes of light above the ring. Deathedge walks out from the back and he stops at the ramp, looking around at the crowd. He's holding a mic in his hand. He adjusts his Hybrid cap and heads for the ring. He walks to the steps and clinmbs in. The crowd cheers wildy. The flashes stops and the music 'fades' away.

Deathedge: Hulk Hogan, i know you're a legend in the wwf, but that was EONS ago. Aren't you a bit , no, i mean, aren't you WAY too old for wrestling? I mean, what if you've forgotten your walking stick? Or your glasses?

The crowd breaks into laughter.

Deathedge: With a scoop slam, i bet i can pin you down 1 2 3 and walk away. Hell, i bet you'll be down for a few more years or so. Hogan, if you deny that you're too old for wrestling, you and me go one on one in a match tomorrow at Monday Slamzone. How about that?

Deathedge's music hits the pa and he rolls out of the ring. He walks up the ramp. The crowd cheers and laughs at the same time about the previous joke. Deathedge's stops at the top of the ramp. He faces the crowd and speaks into the mic again.

Deathedge: Oh, and Hogan, better make sure the medics are nearby. You dont wanna break any bones now do you? HAHAHAHA!

Deathedge walks to the back, leaving the crowd laughing continuosly.

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