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Date Posted: 17:29:15 01/24/02 Thu Brain Child is standing in the "canned goods" aisle of a grocery store in his hometown of May's Landing. His shopping cart is filled with a few odds and ends. His arms are crossed and he has a disgusted look on his face as he looks over all the different tomato products. It's funny how someone with the name Suicide can be so fragile. What do i mean by fragile? Well, he recently cut a promo that not even his momma, who i'm sure loves the psychotic freak with all her heart, god bless her, would have lost her lunch over. I mean, for pete's sake, he cut a promo in a funeral home. Why not the city morgue? Or better yet, a coroner's examination room? Then he has some "supposed legend" lying in the coffin, but he's not dead. Is there a reason behind these 2 sorry losers? And Suicide throws out some garbage about how he is taking over where the legendary Dead Pool left off? I have no clue who this "legend" is, but i'm sure he was just as pathetic as this Suicide is. An old lady comes walking up, pushing a cart. Excuse me, young man. Could you grab me a can of tomato puree off the top shelf? BC reaches up to retrieve the can. He turns around with a "boy scout" smile on his face. Is there anything else i can get for you ma'am? No, that will be it, sonny. Thank you kindly. You are welcome. BC throws a couple cans of tomato paste into his cart and turns back toward the camera. See, Suicide, that is how you should live your life, dude. Live it by example. The example you are showing is just how stupid someone can be and still be alive! BC begins to push his cart up the aisle. He stops to look at the spices. He places a hand on his chin and looks as if he is deep in thought. He then reaches up and grabs a bottle of chili powder. I'm making a great supper tonight for the local homeless down at the church shelter. I would invite you, Suicide, but you seem to be sidetracked with looking for someone you can beat in order to win the owa hardcore title. BC makes his way toward the registers. You need to look no further, Suicide. I accept your open challenge. The first owa event, all you have to do is show up and i'll do all the rest. BC retrieves the latest TV Guide from the check out rack and tosses it onto the conveyer. He then turns back to the camera once more. I just hope you're not a sore loser, Suicide. BC starts to unload his cart... [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |
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| Re: Sorry about the picture. I didn't know how this message board worked. (NT) | Brain Child | 17:30:55 01/24/02 Thu |