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Author: Suicide |
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Date Posted: 12:24:00 01/25/02 Fri Dead Pool and Suicide are walking out of a club called "The Third Rail" in Cortland, New York. Suicide spots the OWA camera man. SUICIDE: I thought I smelled the stench of a dead, rotting corpse! What the hell do you want? WAIT! Don't answer that. This is a G rated show! Suicide laughs hysterically for all but 3 seconds as he turns to DP. SUICIDE: Did you have these guys following you around like a bad case of herpes when you were a superstar? DP shakes his head and takes a step toward the camera man. Suicide holds out an arm to stop his massive manager. SUICIDE: It's kewl, DP. We can have fun with this clown. DP steps back slightly behind Suicide, folds his arms, and stares at the camera man. SUICIDE: I suppose you want to know my thoughts on Brain Child accepting my open offer for the hardcore title, and the front office booking the match for this Monday night? Well, since I don't get paid to think, only to beat the hell out of people, I will make this quick! Brain Child is a very stupid man...if you even want to call him a man! To accept an open challenge from Suicide is just that: CAREER SUICIDE! I will end his career quicker than he can run down the streets of Mays Landing naked yelling that Donald Trump is his lover! I would offer him an alternative, that being to just not even show up in Richmond Monday night, therefore forfeiting the match to me, and saving him an ass kicking, but he's too much of a punk to NOT show up! Oh well, that's ok. I'll just send his ass home in a body bag Monday night. Yes...The morgue in May's Landing will surely have a "new arrival" Tuesday morning! Suicide starts to walk away. He stops, turns, and notices the camera still focused in on him. SUICIDE: Don't make that an order for 2 body bags! The scene goes to black.  [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] |