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Date Posted: 18:35:22 05/30/02 Thu
Author: Big Daddy Deadly: Wax
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 209.241.177.142
Subject: An Ode to the TRANSITION Champion ( thats you Beast)

Wax Estatic by Sponge plays over the PA and the crowd goes wils as WAX walks out wearing tons of X-men stuff. Upon closier notice it appears all the X-Men stuff are of Beast from the X-Men. The crowd roars in approval. It also appears that WAX is back to his sarcastic antics. Wax hops into the ring and grabs the mic

Wax: This summer has delivered some serious big budget movies. The Scorpian King, Spiderman and even the newest Star Wars. But 2 years ago one of the biggest summer movies was a film called X-Men. Wax never saw X-Men you know why? Beast wasn't in it. If you haven't been able to tell Wax is a mark for Beast. Hey I love the beast. He's just a big blue teddy bear. I'm just glad that he was able to over come his handycap of mutation and gain the coveted XCW World Title. If a retard can climb Mount Everest then a mutant can win a world title. Now, since Wax beat Sid, it would appear that Wax is the number one contender for the XCW world title. Now Beast, as much as Wax likes you and all, he needs to make a few rules. You can not use any of your X-Men powers. Second, all you little X-Men buddies are barred from ring side. He I think Rouge has great tits too but we'll have to see them from the backstage area. Third you are not to have Professor Xavier look into my head and cause Wax to lose. Third and finally........

Wax rips his X-men shirt and hats off till he stand in the ring in his ring attire

WAX: Third is you do not piss of the WAXman. wax said it before and he will say it again. If you think you can beat me. If you think you can defeat me. If you think you can out cheat me. Then Beast you can.....

Crowd and WAX: EAT ME!

Wax: Because Wax will have you singing the medley of Big Daddy Deadly. Dr Suess don't have shit on me Beast. You understand what the WAXman flavor is boy? Beast, when WAX is around you he smells a complete asshole. And Wax should know, we can smell our own. Wax will see you soon TRANSITION CHAMPION.Get it? Got it? Boom! Alright thanks for playing and as always
Fans:Ba-Bye

WAX ESTATIC starts to play again and WAX forms the W-A-X with his hands and then slowly walks out of the arena

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