Guy behind the door (Jeff): Who is
it?

Trish: It's me, Trish Stratus.

Jeff: Well, I'm busy with the Big
Show

All of a sudden, Jeff starts moaning
and screaming. Then, the Big Show starts grunting. After about 30 seconds, Big
Show emerges from the dressing room with a huge smile on his face. Trish enters
the room as Jeff is putting his pants back on.

Trish: Jeff, what happened?

Jeff: Me and Show were playing a
game.

Trish: Well, how about me and you
play a little game?

Jeff: No thanks, I don't go both
ways, I'm strictly dickly.

Trish: Well, maybe I can change you.

Jeff and Trish climb onto the couch
that Jeff and Show were on. They cut the lights off, and after about 2 seconds
Trish cuts the lights back on, and Scott Storm is laying next to Jeff.

Storm: I know you're enjoying this,
but you're about to go through hell, with me as your tour guide! OK Trish, good
work. You can go now.

Scott Storm climbs out of the bed
and reveals a baseball bat wrapped with barbed wire. He hits Jeff over the head
with it. Then, he hits him in the ribs and the back. The mystery man comes into
the room with a steel chair and beats the sh*t outta Jeff with it. Then, Scott
Storm grabs a knife. And presses it against Jeff's throat.

Storm: I could kill you right now if I
wanted to. But, I'll wait until we get into the ring. Me and you on Monday.
That's my challenge. I'll be waiting for your answer. And it better be the right
one. OK, tie him up. Oh yeah, and I DONT wear a mask. Get your facts straight!

The mystery man has some
handcuffs. He goes over to Jeff and cuffs his hands and feet together. Then, he
uses a bandana to blindfold him, then stuffs a piece of cloth in his mouth to
gag him. Scott Storm and the mystery man flee the scene, and leave the arena
with Trish.

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