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Date Posted: 21:42:37 06/01/02 Sat
Author: Vegas Big Shot
Author Host/IP: NoHost / 209.241.177.130
Subject: Hey Big Show, read this PUMPNARD

How many people wanna kick some ass?

The ever popular theme of The ALPHA Males starts to play and Vegas Big Shot comes to the ring.

Vegas: I think now is as good a time as any to say besides wanting the Tag Team Gold, I want more. Thats why I am a true LAS VEGAS Big Shot. Not a Gimmick. In recent weeks WAX has decided to do what he does best and feud with the Beast for the XCW World Title. Now it's time for VBS to step up to the plate and do what he does best. HURT PEOPLE....BADLY. Once upon a time a friggen retard was in need of some television rating... BADLY. So he invented the HARDCORE Match. People used Stop Signs, trash Cans and mops. Week after week. Same old hardcore Bullcrap. Well all thats about to change. Big Show, your the next contestant on the PRICE IS WRONG BEOTCH! You see Vegas Big Shot promises to put you through the SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE seconds before he pins you.

VBS goes out of the ring and reaches under it and grabs a few items under the ring like a trash can, a stop sign, a folding chair and a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

VBS: Oh look at the scarey Folding chair

Vegas Big Shot whacks himself over the head with the chair

VBS: Damn I sell Chairs so good I should be in Lazy Boy commercials. OMG look at this a trash can

Vegas Big Shot Climbs the Top Turnbuckle and does a moonsault off the top onto the Trashcan

VBS: Vegas is NOT scared of Trash cans...OH WOW a barbed wire bat.

Vegas bashes himself over the head with the bat causing himself to bleed

VBS: Big Show it is going to take alot more than any of this so called HARDCORE Toys to defeat me. Think I am afraid to bleed? Think I am NOT hardcore? WEll I'll take that bet. See the deck is stacked in my favor and I'm showing a flush, as in the comeptition is about to be flushed out of here. place your bets Big Show, Vegas Odds are in my favor and 10:1 your going down like Monica Lewinsky on a presidental cigar. Thats my friend you can BET on. Vegas Big Shot. NOT A GIMMICK! A real Life, LAS VEGAS Big Shot.

Vegas Drops the mic and tosses poker chips to the crowd as he walks back to the dressing room

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