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Date Posted: 11:29:59 06/02/02 Sun
Author: The ALPHA Males
Author Host/IP: tampappp217.net.usf.edu / 131.247.167.26
Subject: The ALPHA Males go to an Old Folks Home (Beast and everyone read-Possibly the FUNNIEST post ever)

A Limo pulls up to the Shadey Oaks Retirement Community in Miami Florida and WAX and Vegas Big Shot get out

Vegas Big Shot: Are you sure this is the place?

WAX: I talked to Joey Numbers and he assured me this is the place.

Vegas: Then lets go inside

WAX and Vegas Big Shot walk inside the front office

Receptionist: Hello and Welcome to the Shadey Oaks Retirement Community. How can I help you to day.

WAX: Yes, we are here to see our friends Aunt.

Receptionist: Oh you must mean Miss Matthers, She will be so delight to have to have company. She hasn't had a visitor in well over 3 years. Follow me gentlemen.

Vegas Big Shot: Matthers? I thought she was Auntie Matter?

WAX: Stage, trust me, Joey numbers is NEVER wrong.

Vegas: This is the guy Tazz referred you to right?

WAX: Thats him.

Vegas: Oh yeah and Tazz is a real reliable souce.

Receptionist: Right thought this door gentlemen. And remember you will have to speak up. Miss Matthers is losing her hearing.

WAX and Vegas Big Shot walk into a room where a women is inside watch re-runs of The Golden Girls. She is confined to a bed and has tubes hooked up to her nose.

Receptionist: Miss Matthers these are friends of your Nephew. They are here to visit you.

Miss Matthers: What? It's time to poo? Oh alright then.

Receptionist: No Miss Matthers these gentlemen are here to visit you. Gentlemen, just close the door behind you after you leave

Receptionist walks out and WAX and Vegas Big Shot stand over the bed

Vegas Big Shot: So you are THe Beast new Tag Team Partner. You don't look so tough you old bitch?

Miss Matthers: what was that? You got an itch?

WAX: Tomorrow night we are going to kick you old ass

Miss Matthers? What was that? We're going to see the Giraffes?

Vegas Big Shot: Don't act so stupid old women. We are on to you. We know just who exactly you are MISS AUNTIE MATTER.

WAX: yeah Auntie Matter. Give us one reason why we should kick you ass right now. talk women. what do ya say?

Miss Matthers: What was that? You and your little friend are gay?

Vegas: This is pointless...

Vegas grabs the remote control and turns the TV off. Suddenly as the TV goes off Miss Matthers goes into a cardiac arrest.Alarms start to go off

Vegas: Shit Wax, I think you just killed her.

WAX: Me? I never toudhed her.

Vegas: I sure as hell didn't do anything. IN fact My Lawyer can prove I wasn't even here today. I am wrestling for a charity show in Bloomington today.

Doctors rush in followed by the receptionist who saw WAX and Vegas Big Shot in

Receptionist: This is a story book ending?

Vegas: Huh?

Receptionist: I believe that Miss Matthers was hanging onto life just so she could say one last goodbye to a friend or family. For the past 2 years she has been clinching to life and you just made her life by coming to visit her. Thank You gentlemen. You two are truely saints.

WAX and Vegas Big Shot are reward by all in the community and eventually walk out to their car

Vegas: I can't believe she died dude

WAX: Yeah cool huh?

Vegas: Cool? An old women just died

WAX: Thats OLD WOMEN jackass was our competition for tomorrow night. Now thanks to WAX, we do not have to worry about Auntie Matter in tommorrow nights bout. Now the Beast has to find a new Tag Team Partner. Auntie Matter is history. She is pushing up daisys. Do you understand me?

Vegas: Hey thats true. WAX you sooo deserve to the XCW World Title. You are about as smart as they come.

WAX and Vegas Big Shot get in the limo and drive off

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