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Date Posted: 19:55:49 05/17/02 Fri
Author: Devan Diamond & Miss Bukkake
Author Host/IP: ardialup146.phnx.uswest.net / 63.225.207.146
Subject: BEAST? Are you retarded?


Shortly after the Beast Bar promo, the areana is quiet. The crowd is waiting for the show to re-start because it's intermission.

***************************BANG****************************

Pyros explode!!!!!!!!!!



The xCw World Heavyweight Champion appears on stage! The title is gleaming around his waist as it appears freshly polished. Miss Bukkake then walks out behind him.

DIAMOND: Well,well,well.
It seems as though we got a new phenom in the xCw. Maybe a new pick huh? He goes by the name of Beast? Like your xCw Champion, he is un-defeated in this ring. And he thinks that he is ready to knock on the Champs door.
Is this man retarded? I scouted him. I checked his background. And he seys he came from XPWF. I never heard of it. And Iv'e been around.
He also keeps referring to xCw as XFW. You mean to tell me that you have been here how long and you don't know where you are? I think you may be a ....................................little retarded.
Your song, "I Stand Alone"? Duh, of coarse you do. Retards don't have friends! They ride the little bus to school. Hell,I remember Beast! The kid in the back of the bus with the helmet!

CROWD:ee> haaaaaaaa hheeeeeeehh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

DIAMOND: Beast!, you say you got me at the ppv. I looked at the roster, it's not posted. You don't have SHIT!
Although I hope you get the match.
THE UN-DEFEATED CHAMPION vs THE UNDEFEATED CHALLENGER!
What ratings huh? But let me help you prepare. For one thing, this is xCw! That's XTREME CHAMPIONSHIP WRESTLING! Not whatever you said erlier.Retard championship WHATEVER!
Oh, and what is it your doing with your money that you need to advertise a bar?
YOU CHEAP SLUT!
Get some pride! Be a man! Be xtreme. Your in xCw, act like it. As the champion and somewhat of a leader of this GREAT company, I demand that you GET YOUR MIND RIGHT!
You are embarrassing! When you say XFW you really piss me off! xtremely fucked wrestling? Act right.

Get your head on strait, and I will give you your shot at xCw gold.
It's not personal..............YET! Don't get me upset. I take pride in xCw. Call it by it's right name at least damn!

Chalmers, don't you screen the aplicants?

At this Devan and Miss Bukkake exit the stage.


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