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Date Posted: 06:52:59 05/21/02 Tue
Author: WAX
Author Host/IP: tampappp357.net.usf.edu / 131.247.174.71
Subject: OUT OF RETIREMENT

The arena goes dark and suddenly fireworks shoot off and then a song is played over the PA system and the crowd goes crazy. It's Wax Estatic by Sponge which can only mean opne thing, Mr. Main Event has returned. Out from behind the curtain WAX walks out and crowd goes ape shit. Fans all chanting WAX WAX WAX.
Jim Ross: Now what the hell is this? WAX retired 2 weeks ago

The King: I don't know JR, we'll just have to wait to see what WAX has to say.

WAX walks to the ring and climbs a turnbuckle and forms the letter W-A-X with his hands then proceeds to the other 3 turnbuckles to do the same. After the fourth turnbuckle WAX walks over and grabs the mic

WAX: Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys anf Girls Children of all ages........

THE WAX IS BACK!


At that the crowd erupts into a loud frenzy the likes have never been seen or heard before in the XCW

WAX: 2 weeks ago the WAXman thought it was time to hang up his boots. WAX went on vacation with his lovely wife Erica and chilled out in Tennessee. But one things was clear on that trip. For you see everywhere the WAXman, Everywhere your Leader of WAXville traveled, you, the citizens of WAXville kepts saying, Wax, we are going to miss you. You were the best WAX. Then my wife noticed that the WAXman was down so she asked, WAX why are you so down in which the WAXman replied, I left to earily. You see WAX lost 2 matches in a row. 2 matches. WAX has lost twice in his entire 5 year career so 2 losses in less tha˙

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