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Date Posted: 15:33:17 05/24/02 Fri
Author: WAX
Author Host/IP: tampappp286.net.usf.edu / 131.247.167.95
Subject: Devan Diamond listen up you pumpnard

WAX is standing on top of a tall building over looking the New York City Skyline.

WAX: Will you look at that? Beautiful isn't it? WAX is on top of the world. And he should be. It's not your imagination, WAX is the best. Devan you think you will put WAX on your RIP list? Think again. Maybe you'll beat me, maybe not. But one thing is for certain WAX will never quit. He never has and he never will. THe time for cheap jokes and sophmoric humor is over. It's time for WAX to be serious. Serious about gaining the XCW World Title. Every and the WAXman means everything he has ever saught out to achieve he has. Devan, you considered WAX a friend? You are right, you were the only person here in XCW who has looked out for WAX, it of unfortunant fate that now you are champ for WAX has been called upon by his citizens of WAXville to once again climb the mountain and wear the gold. You see let me put it to you like this, WAX is going to break off a little something something on your monkeyass aka Star Wars Episode II Jedi style and you will know the answer to the age old question of who's your daddy because the WAXman will beat you like your daddy. You'll slepp for 3 days with ice on your backside due to the ass whooping the WAXman is and will administer to you. WAX has been in serious training these past 2 weeks and he can safely say he is in the best solid condition of his life. Devan if you are man enough accept my challenge. And to all those out there that think WAX is cutting in line well let WAX put it like this, WAX HATES FOREPLAY. He has no time to kick your little midget asses when he knows deep down the title is his to win. So the Foreplay shall be skipped and we shall cut to the dance. Devan do the WAXman a favor and go check your mailbox, log on to the internet, go to the beach and look for that message in a bottle! What does it say? It says this is good for a one way ticket to WAXville: Do not pass go do not collect $200. While in WAXville you will be staying at the luxery hotel aptely called "THe I'm Gonna kick your Ass Inn", you will on good old fashion knuckle sandwiches prepared fresh from the Wax Deli. Devan welcome to the one place in the world where you are not welcome, where the fans all know you by one name and thats jackass. Devan Diamond, WELCOME TO WAXVILLE. Soon you will have the honor of losing to the person who isn't that damn good. He is that FUCKING Great. Get it? Got it? BOOM! Alright? THanks for playing and as always...... BA-BYE!

WAX jumps off the building and a parachute opens and WAX floats down to the ground

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