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Shnowayowayway (Clicking beak)
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Date Posted: 29/11/06 4:53:32am
In reply to:
Shnowaywoway
's message, "Shnoway's Reports..." on 18/11/06 4:18:42am
Shnoway's more later reports are as follows...
Sunday 22nd of September:
6:00 : Woke up and clicked beak indignantly.
8:00 : Proceeded on claws to Ministry of Magic.
3:00 : Found this to be a stupid idea and decided to fly. Feathers were ruffled also.
3:30 : Was captured by a overgrown anus and was unable to resist it's vaccumm. The anus in question belonged to 'It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat'. Only Harry, who was undoubtly so brave and noble to do so, could call It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat it's real name. It's true, given name, was "Fatty-fat-fat". Many a wizard did not dare speak it's name, as they feared the same burden of such an abundance of fat would exist upon their body.
3:40 : After identifing the anus in question, proceeded to exit, which proved to be a very mundane task indeed. This of course, called for a good beak clicking.
4:00 : After exitting the anus of It-Which-Can-Not-Be-Named-Because-It's-Too-Fat went to a familiar sign post and ruffled feathers.
4:00 : Problem occurs. A wing feather is out of place due to excessive amounts of feather ruffling. Unable to proceed to Ministry of Magic.
5:00 : Still remaining on sign post. Indignation is growing.
6:00 : Waiting on sign.
7:00 : Attacked by a feathery little git, feather was put back into place and flying was now possible.
8:00 : Sudden change of heart. Another piece of dried up old owl shit was to be pecked.
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To be continued.
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