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Date Posted: 18:59:23 07/12/03 Sat
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Learn how the death penalty can be fun!

"Among students, murder is more popular than sex."

There's something very Orwellian about that.

Generation Execute

I went to Blockhead Video
To rent a tape of people making love
Couldn't find any love in here

"It's a family store, see here!"

Settled for "Faces Of Death"
But they'd rented it to some kid

I'm tired of the same old gore
Kick Butt Cable Network
Gives me more

All day
All night
Broadcast live

Gas
Fry
Injection

Die..

Bring the pretzels, bring the kids
Have a party, have a beer
Phil Donahue got his wish
Executions on live TV

Here's your host, Kozy Kinkwicket!

What's your name?...
...You're 14?
And what are you
Being put to death for today?
Is your family here?

What was your last meal?
Any last words for the fans?
Longer you cling to life-
More prizes for your friends!

Gas
Fry

Alright!

What's it gonna be, Old Sparky?
More points for the firing squad
Grand prize, step inside
The Hundred Thousand Dollar
Gas Chamber

Answer just one other question:

How do we teach,
'Thou Shalt Not Kill?'
The gas is rising
There goes the bell

Five minutes...

Six minutes...

Ladies and gentlemen,
He's swallowed his tongue!

Vanna applauds

Studio audience frenzy
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
To be Wanda Jean Allen for a day
Lose your head, feed your family

Outside picket signs bray
Swarms of tailgate parties
Big gulping's of who knows what
But they're waving the flag

Injection!
Fry!

God bless
The U.S.A.

That'll show 'em crime does not pay
I got tons of these on tape
Got Texas frying a guy who stole a car
And hockey fights for trade

You got Gacy? WooHoo!!
I'll take Ted Bundy, too!
No worries if the children see
Nightmares? Blame MTV!

..........................

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