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Date Posted: 01:42:37 07/28/03 Mon
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Re: Exceedingly vulgar jokes.
In reply to: shauna 's message, "now that is funny..." on 00:42:40 07/28/03 Mon

If you've heard some of the jokes I've been receiving you'd be screaming, "Oh, my god!" They're more appalling than anything I've ever said or even implied at this board. And, I think that's saying a lot. Even though I'm still tempted to repeat them ~ I'll just have to refrain in order to keep this board at a seemingly low X-rating.

I acquired 'Serpent' on account of the fact that I didn't like the nickname "Cobra." I felt like being called "Cobra" somehow meant I was a member of the Hell's Angels. You know, to me, it sounded too much like a drunken, redneck biker gang handle. Plus I didn't feel like going through all that hazzing. *queue the canned laughter* I acquired the name "Cobra" because my friends (at the time) said I was too abrupt and blunt for my own good. Sometimes to the point of sounding insulting, downright harsh, and/or completely insensitive. I've never thought of myself as a totally sensitive person, but I didn't think I was that bad to the point of people considering my words to be venom-like. Now that I think about it, that's kinda harsh in itself. Well, anyways, people kept calling me "Cobra" and I fuckin' hated it. So, I went to look up something better (in mostly religion), and while flipping through I found the Gnostic belief and how "The Serpent" (in that belief) was the carrier of knowledge. So we all met a compromise and put the "Cobra" to death, and the Serpent was born.

Now I wish I did a little more research. I'm such a fickle person, anyways. Sometimes I want to change my nickname to however I'm feeling at the time. Further more, I'm much more into politics than I am into religion now. Maybe serpent sort of encompasses it all, though. It's also offensive to a lot of people. I remember liking that aspect of the name. Although, now I'm into offending people on a much more creative level. =o)

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