Bart Simpson is told to write on the chalk board "This school does no need a regime change" over and over again. -- Final End

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Date Posted: 10:58:46 02/04/03 Tue
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Bart Simpson is told to write on the chalk board "This school does no need a regime change" over and over again.

We interrupt this program with a special bulletin.

America is now under Marshall Law. All constitutional rights have been suspended. Stay in your home. Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys.

Shut up!

Do not attempt to think or depression may occur. Stay in your home. Curfew is at 7pm sharp after work. Anyone caught outside the gates of their sub-division sectors after curfew will be shot.

Remain calm. Do not panic. Your neighborhood watch officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning. Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot. Houses will be inspected for trace elements at noon. Anyone who fails to display the required embossed black velvet Mexican painting of John Negroponte on their living room wall will be shot. Anyone who dares to question Shawn Hannity, Vin Diesel, or Bill O'Rielly will be publicly executed at 2pm.

Cameras and surveillance equipment will be posted on all lamp posts, street lights, and traffic lights.

Anyone failing to attend required worship services on Sunday will be promptly arrested and dispatched to a re-education resort.

Stay in your homes. Remain calm. The number one enemy of progress is questions. National security is more important than individual will. All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal. No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission. Use only the drugs prescribed by your boss or supervisor.

Shut up!! ....

Be happy!

Obey all orders without question.

The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory.

Be happy!!

At last, everything is done for you.

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Replies:

Re: "This school does not need a regime change" -- The Serpent, 11:02:50 02/04/03 Tue
- You know, I got it anyway. :p -- Lona, 17:49:54 02/07/03 Fri
Re: Bart Simpson is told to write on the chalk board 'This school does no need a regime change' over and over again. -- sjk, 08:54:15 02/06/03 Thu
Re: Bart Simpson is told to write on the chalk board 'This school does no need a regime change' over and over again. -- sjk, 14:02:09 02/16/03 Sun