I don't have much time, so I'll just post these two songs-a-majiggers. -- Final End

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Date Posted: 23:20:35 09/04/02 Wed
Author: The Serpent
Subject: I don't have much time, so I'll just post these two songs-a-majiggers.

Too Drunk To Fuck

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers
And I started up a fight

But now I'm jaded
You're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck

I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Wish you were dead
You ball like the baby
In Eraser-head

Too drunk to fuck
That's all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck

I'm sick, soft, gooey, and cold
Too drunk to fuck

I'm about to drop
My head's a mess
My only salvation is
I'll never see you again

You give me head
That makes it worse
Take out your fuckin' retainer
And put it in your purse

I'm too drunk to fuck
You're too drunk to fuck

It's all I need right now, oh baby!
I'm melting like an ice cream bar, oh baby
And now I'm gonna throw up
It's really sad when you're
Too drunk to fuck

Sperm & Eggs Don't Mix

I believe in talking snakes and angels
And every word that one book says
But ghosts, elves, and the Easter Bunny
Came from some man's fucked up head

I pull myself down sinful highways
Please, Lord,
Sometimes I'm just too weak
You know I'd rather hear double speak
From one thousand temples
Until I'm back up on my feet

I'm your perfect model
Can't expand my mind
I'm your perfect model
Live in fear of my mind

I'm your perfect model
I pray all the time
I'm your perfect model
Gave the Lord ten percent of mine

All those Muslims should suffer
For what they did to us
But if you told me to kill some people
You know I wouldn't fuss

I was raised to believe and burn my hand
On the fruits of the land
But that book of yours
I haven't had time to read
I just listen to what the preacher says
He should know enough for me

I'm your perfect model
Can't expand my mind
I'm your perfect model
Live in fear of my mind

I'm your perfect model
I pray all the time
I'm your perfect model
Gave the Lord ten percent of mine

God will forgive you
Unless you're a godless faggot
Or a heathen of any kind
Cuz, His "love" just doesn't apply
To those of you who appreciate life

I don't care about other beliefs
God'll burn them all to ash
He'll knock you down like September Eleven
I'll be waving goodbye from Heaven

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Replies:

Re: Too Drunk To Fuck -- Lona, 01:59:02 09/05/02 Thu
- Re: Too Drunk To Fuck -- no fuck sad man, 19:37:53 09/14/02 Sat
  - Re: Too Drunk To Fuck -- sjk, 14:37:24 10/14/02 Mon