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Date Posted: 23:28:59 10/06/02 Sun
Author: The Serpent
Subject: California Uber Alles *redone*

California Uber Alles

Where's my cocaine, darling?

*sniff-sniff-sniff*

Ahhhhh... That's better.

Ladies and gentlemen, raw si elbadiovanu...

... ?

Huh? What did I just say?

Oh..

Oh..

Damnit, you asshole, the cue-cards are upside down!!

Here it is, war is unavoidable.

Oh, and one other thing;

I am King George the second
Was it your votes that got me elected?
Or did they help me get selected?

It doesn't matter, cuz now I'm president

Ha-Ha-Ha!

Human rights will soon go away
I am now your Shah today
I command all of you
I'll add more prisons, too
And take away all your schools

California, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California

Welcome to my little home, everyone. Let me show the world leaders my farm while I let my baseball team run the country for me.

Cheney? Got your finger on the button?

Just tell me what to say to the public.

Klu Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural?
Nigger knockin' for the master race
Still you ware the happy face

Close your eyes -- can't happen here
Planet Of the Slaves is near
Vietnam won't come back, you say
Join the army or you will pay

California, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California

Weapons of mass destruction. They'll blow you sky high. But we'll try to do it first.

We're so pissed off about 9/11 we'll do anything to get back into war.

Put on those American flag boxing gloves. Show those heathens whose boss.

We won't get hit again. We won't get attacked again. Even if we have to give up all of our rights.

"War is unavoidable!!"

We will Attack!! ....

Attack!!

Now!!

What's that in the sky?

Is it a bird?

Is it a plane?

Is IT a plane!?!

No!

It's one of those mass destructive weapons we've been hearing so much about heading...
heading, *ARG!!!* straight towards the middle of New York!!

Arghhh!!!!

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?
Which one of you will be put on a leash?
Here to collect are the immigration police
They have come for your brown step niece

Go quietly to boot camp
Shoot you dead
The corporate news'll say you're a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporation's clause

Die on our brand new poisonous gas
To Iraq or Afghanistan?
Making money for president Bush
And all the friends of president Bush

California, Uber Alles
Uber Alles, California

A special message from the president:

My fellow Americans, pick up the Bible and turn to whatever the hell chapter you think is best. And god bless.

Is the camera off?

Good..

Hurry, kids, into the bombshelter, quickly!

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