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Date Posted: 23:54:02 11/06/02 Wed
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Secret Land

Secret Land

My dad and his friends
Would crowd around
In a laundry-mat all day

He would take me there
But not to clean clothes
But to listen to what they say

Always had to hear them bash
Terrorists, blacks, and gays

I wish I could hear a whole lot more
About how they'd like
To jerk off with their guns
And kill the poor

He taught me how to fire guns
Pray to God
And worship America
When I turned six years old
Didn't really have a choice
I did what I was told

He'd make me get up from bed
At three a.m. in the morning
Just to shoot at some dogs

'Can't get in the trash if their dead'
He said

I wish I could learn a whole lot more
About how he'd like
To jerk off with his guns
And kill the poor

Now, I've joined a gang
I was in it for quite awhile
Until I beat a kid half dead
In a video arcade

Judge gave me a choice:
Jail or the Secret Service?
Best time I ever had
Was being in those secret wars

I wish I could fight a whole lot more
In some other country
That's been destroyed by all our wars
I jerked off with my gun
And killed the poor

Big arms manufacturer - General Electric
Owns the air waves now
Paints marines up to be big heroes
But my "classified" efforts don't count?

I wish I could get more
I'd jerk off with my gun
And kill the poor

Well, General Friendly, what does Elmer the Safety Elephant have to say about this?

Well, good buddy,
I'll bet he says you can't do this - ARGH!!

Or this - ARGH!!!

Or this - ARGH!!!!

Or even this - AAAARGH!!!!!!


Our loveable uniformed friends shot a hand-cuffed twelve year old boy to death from the back of their army jeep.

Oh, my idealism. You shot him?!

His toy gun looked real!

I had to defend myself!!

I'm always lookin' for excuses to defend myself!


He wouldn't be dead
If we weren't there in the first place

People are storming out from nowhere..

People are pouring out from nowhere..

Paranoia...

They hate me..

They hate me..

It looks like I'm gonna have to defend myself

NOW!!!

Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha!!

It's party time!!

I look at you and smolder
With my wonderful marksmanship
And germ bombs on my hip

Little foreign bastards
Throw rocks at me
Their moms call me a pig
Commander says
I gotta hold the line
Until the t.v. cameras leave

Then we'll fire away
Go ahead -- "Make my day"

It'll be like any real war
So I can jerk of with my gun
And kill the poor

Be a big man with my gun
And kill the poor

Jerk off with my gun
I think I'm gonna come
And when they end the fight
I'll kiss my gun goodnight
And head off to Virginia

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