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Date Posted: 00:03:12 08/29/04 Sun
Author: The Serpent
Subject: This one is about the 'news' we're getting.

Media Blitz

Who needs a joke
When you've got the news?
Check out that kid
In those fun chatrooms

Planned his own murder
He's gonna pay
Got stabbed and beaten
From his own foul play

'Spanky' the Clown
Viewing child porn
It's hard to laugh
When he squeaks his horn

Now Court TV
Has a brand new star
Eighty lawyers emerge
From a really small car

Andy Kauffman lives
And our celestial dollar sign
Now we can breath easy
Knowing we can puff up the "g-spot"

Kellogg Brown & Root
And your contractor's missing heads
Go ahead, tear down my home
I'll sleep under this poster of Stallone

The game show host
Shot the audience
That screamed
While next year's headlines
Are in the machine

Are we drowning in freedom, here
In this land?
I just can't ignore that tracker
On my Coca~Cola can

George Tenet choked
On his NyQuil tablets
And tripped over his
Bohemian robe

Yard Gnomes looking like
"Great Owls" of stone
We got it all online
In a movie by Alex Jones

Andy Kauffman lives
And our celestial dollar sign
Suddenly the radio stops
Once a former president dies

Cheney sales t-shirts
Saying, "I Bombed New York"
Fresh from the gas chambers
We've got all your favorite kinds of pork

Keep up the walls
And let the witch hunt begin
I'll even burn a forest down
Just to prove I'm insane

For blood-thirsty vampires
Use a media blitz
It worked up until
The Nuremberg Trials

Harry Potter movies
For kids who won't read
We'll say it doesn't matter
Until they join the army

Andy Kauffman lives
And our celestial dollar sign
Keeping you guys fighting
Is like shooting fish in a barrel every time

Photogate scandals
And private armies put to use
It's not even our soldiers
Who are doing most of the abuse

The comic book villain
Is suddenly gone
Our cowboy star
Now holds his gun

The only philosophy left
Come's from Hollywood lines
News that says more than lies
"We report, you decide"
So much keeps going on
I'm in and out of my mind

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