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Date Posted: 21:51:59 08/12/02 Mon
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Silver Icon

Silver Icon

Here today, gone tomorrow
I don't need myself remembered
But what I help create and leave behind
Is important to me

To dent the comfortably numb
With my constructive satire
Makes my life one big prank
On a society I hate

All that we are when we're on a stage
Is vaudeville jester for a day
As an old proverb says
If every fool wore a crown
We should all be king

Silver Icon!!

My license to make fun of everyone
Comes from knowing I'm the biggest joke of all

There's a skeleton in both of our bags
With a vibrator attached to a bomb

Don't want to hear me yak
Or even sing the blues
Cuz it's my heart that pounds
When the 'bad guys' lose

Movie star finger's in the fan
Their heroin you wish you had
Crucifix or lubricant?
Government by fad

Silver Icon!!

Are those salmon upstream turning red
From shear embarrassment?
Came all this way
Up all them latters
Without checking a map

May the farce be with you

To fight the war on drugs
You must give up your rights
You blink, you die
They hate you more than their job

It's not as important
As fake Hollywood terrorism, though

Attack the evils of music and you're feeling fine
I think I'm going to start a new Anarchy '99

So, in one corner of the ring
You've got that cherished myth
Falling in love magically solves
Every problem you've ever had

And in the other corner
Spoon sized shredded dreams

The gods must be lazy
The movie goers must be crazy

Silver Icon!!

Wrong worm hooked again
Mounted on the wall
In my own den

I'll talk alone to a fire-fly
Dial 1-900-Suk-Me-Dry

You can't throw me to the lions
I'm R. Kelly with a Priests' vision

Ho-Ho-Ho. What do you really want for Christmas, children?

Hmmm, Nice place you've got here, darling. Sure wish the hot water worked. I gotta rinse my jizz off before morning, or it'll itch for weeks.

Steven Tyler, of all people, once asked, "If men bled, would tampons be free?"

Oh my god, I've got to get going.

"Now?"

I forgot to feed the cat!

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