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Date Posted: 18:34:13 08/15/02 Thu
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Full Metal Jackoff (laugh, damnit!)

(To the tune of "Proud To Be An American")

Full Metal Jackoff

Well, I just got back from Roswell
Where the aliens have been
And if you ask the feds the cause
Well, they'll only lie again

Now I'm hunted by the gum-shoes
And I'm wanted by the cops
Cuz they think I might just be the guy
Making circles in the crops

And I know that there's a conspiracy
From the voices in my head
Elvis lives, that's clear to me
It's McCartney who is dead

And if the mar's men should come again
And take me -- I will go
I will take a trip on their rocket-ship
God bless the U.F.O.

Give J.F.K. this message
It's the Cuban army's fault
And I know that David Koresh
Is alive inside a vault

We see reports in papers
Of a guy who knows a lot
A car that runs on chewing gum
But the Arabs rubbed him out

And I'd like to warn America
That you're badly unprepared
But the cold war grew
We need something new
But they'd rather get us "off"

And just who is warning you
Of conspiracies today?
We're the one's who fill the rumor mill
We are the CIA

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