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Date Posted: 17:00:35 08/16/02 Fri
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Shut the Gates.

How The Gates Stole Christmas

Every Who who used Yahoo! liked Yahoo! a lot, but Bill Gates who had never owned Yahoo! did not.

B. Gates: "If I can't get the world to use Gates' Explorer next Tuesday I could be a Billion bucks poorer."

Then he had an idea!

To the "factory," he called it.

"I won't give them a choice, that's why I've re-installed it!"

But he didn't stop there. Next he called his attorney.

"I must control Elmo and 'Sleep & Snore' Ernie."

"Each Who who would like to hear giggling and snoring, or a choo-choo train run, or a fire truck roaring, or a music box dance, or a little car speed must own Microsoft and Windows Me."

"Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!"

You're a mean one, Mr. Gates
You know how to make a buck
You're so rich that all your money
Must be hauled in by a truck -- Mr. Gates!!

Why you've got a fortune bigger than the combined net worth of France, Australia, Japan, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, Oprah Winfrey, and Scrooge McDuck!

And the Gates thought the money would poor in and poor in. Did he notice that Ernie was no longer snoring?

There's one thing the Gates had not counted on -- maybe...

Was that all people wanted was cute...

.... "Beanie Babies!!!"

"AHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

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