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Date Posted: 01:42:37 08/20/02 Tue
Author: The Serpent
Subject: I wanna be a drug sniffing dog!!

I Wanna Be A Dug Sniffing Dog

I wanna be a drug sniffing dog
So I can snort coke all day long
Bite my master when it suits me
And get off on a diminished capacity

I wanna be a customs man
Just snoop through your stuff cuz I can
Sneak and peak
Pry through your private lives
Stroke your panties, jacking off at lunch

Woof! Woof!
Oh, it sure beats Alpo

It's the life
It's the rights
It's the attitude

I wanna be a San Francisco cop
So I can speed and run red lights
And sure as Rodney was a King
We got ways to make you sing

We can seize everything
Houses, cars, and life savings
Keep the loot for ourselves
Fake drug charges work every time

Bow-wow! Ruff!

Meow!

Where'd that come from?

I wanna join the Christian Coalition
So I can molest my children
None suspect me
Cuz I've been saved

Until my step-daughter
Drowns her kids in a lake

Arf!! Woof!!

Grrrr!!

Spare the rod
Spoil the child

It's the life
It's the pain
Choose your masks

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