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Date Posted: 23:53:00 09/07/02 Sat
Author: The Serpent
Subject: Two more, real fast!!

Well Paid Scientist

You're a well paid scientist
You only talk in facts
You know you're always right
Cuz you know how to prove it
Step by step

A PhD to show you're smart

With textbook formulas

But you're used up
Just like a factory hand

Something is wrong here
You won't find it on a shelf
You're well paid
You're well trained
You're tied to a rack

Company cocktails -- gotta go
Say the right thing
Don't fidget -- jockey for position
Be polite in the pyramid you hate

Sip that scotch
Get that raise
This ain't no party at all

Something is wrong here
You won't find it on a shelf
You're well paid
You're well trained
You're tied to a rack

Cringe and tense up
Grind your teeth
And wipe your sweaty palms
Close your windows driving past
The low life company bar

They're

Making

Fun

Of

You!!

Hah!

I'm betting you
You gotta punch the clock
Why don't you punch your boss?

I'm betting you
You just punched the clock
Too scared to punch your boss

When will you crack?
When will you open your eyes?

Pull up to your sterile home

You're drained

Bite the heads off of your kids
Chew them well
They taste like you just slammed the door

Assigned here
Cuz your company owns the land
All your colleagues live there, too

Private guards in golf carts
Keep you safe at home?!

Something is wrong here
You won't find it on a shelf
You're well paid
You're well trained
You're tied to a rack

When will you crack?

The dark shattered underbelly of the 'American dream.' Avoid it like the plague. It'll stare you down from your bathroom mirror.

Choose this and drown!!

Winnebago Warrior

Roughin' it in the great outdoors
Guidebooks tell us where to go

Winnebago Warrior

Slow down traffic, climbing hills
Thirty gallons to the mile

Honey, quick, the polaroid!

Winnebago Warrior
Brave as old John Wayne
Winnebago Warrior
A true yankee pioneer

Stop at Stuckey's for a meal
Blab all day on the C.B.

Winnebago Warrior

Littered campgrounds, folding chairs
Feed Doritos to the bears

Honey, quick, the polaroid!

Winnebago Warrior
Brave as old John Wayne
Winnebago Warrior
A true yankee pioneer

Kill some fish down by the creek
Hang their picture by the sink

Show your grandson who's the boss

Tie your toat-goats to the front
U-Haul trailer full of souvenirs

That you buy along the way

Winnebago Warrior
Brave as old John Wayne
Winnebago Warrior
A true yankee pioneer

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Re: Two more, real fast!! -- sjk, 19:17:07 09/14/02 Sat