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Date Posted: 23:08:01 07/08/02 Mon
Author: Lona
Subject: Ahhh...variation on a theme....
In reply to: PAUL. 's message, "The vicar and the frog." on 18:19:46 07/08/02 Mon

A man is playing golf, and is about to swing when suddenly from nowhere he hears a croaking voice.

"Ribbit, Nine Iron. Ribbit, Nine Iron."

The man looks down, and there is a frog.

"Ribbit, Nine Iron. Ribbit, Nine Iron."

The man shrugs and figures "What the hell?" He picks up the Nine Iron and gets a hole in one.

The man figures this is his lucky day and carries the frog through the whole game, playing the lowest score he's ever gotten. When he's taken the clubs back to the clubhouse, he looks down at the frog and asks "What now?"

The frog says, "Ribbit, Vegas. Ribbit, Vegas."

So, figuring he can't go wrong, the man gets into his car and drives to Vegas. Once there, he checks into a hotel on the Strip and again questions the frog, who says "Ribbit, Roulette. Ribbit, Roulette."

So the man goes to the Roulette wheel, and the frog says "Ribbit, Black 22."

The man bets, and wins.

An hour later, the man has won over half a million dollars. He takes his winnings, goes up to his room, sets the frog on the bed and speaks to it.

"You've done so much for me! What can I do for you?"

"Ribbit, kiss me. Ribbit, kiss me."

The man blanches. "No. I...I can't do that. Sorry. Too gross. Pick something else."

The frog just stares and repeats itself. "Ribbit, kiss me. Ribbit, kiss me."

The man bits his lip, but really can't talk himself out of it...the frog did win him HALF A MILL. So, he screws his eyes shut and kisses the frog.

Suddenly, there's a flash of light and smoke fills the room. When it clears, sitting there on the bed is the most beautiful fourteen year old girl you have ever seen.

"And I swear to god your honor, that's exactly how it happened."

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Re: Ahhh...variation on a theme.... -- Sue da babe, 03:36:38 07/09/02 Tue