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Date Posted: 23:11:59 06/10/02 Mon
Author: shauna
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A joke...Lovecraft

Lovecraft

A visit to LoveCraft

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally she arrives at the counter, grabbing it for support. She asks the sales clerk: "Dddodo yyou sssell dddddildosss?"

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes, we do have dildos. Actually we sell many models."

The old lady then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ssssellll aaa llllitttlee pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?"

The clerk responds, "Yes, we do".

"Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"

OK...I thought this was hilarious.

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Re: A joke...Lovecraft -- Sue da babe, 12:47:22 06/13/02 Thu