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Date Posted: 09:10:25 08/27/00 Sun
Author: The Procrastinator
Subject: Laugh for the Day

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged (electro-encephalo-graphically).

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

The 50-50-90 rule. Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you will get it wrong.

It is hard to understand how a cemetary raised its cost of burial and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember ... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end that someone would be stupid enough to try and pass.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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