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Date Posted: 21:23:02 09/04/00 Mon
Author: The Procrastinator
Subject: Tuesday's Laugh

I don't get many good jokes any more, but here's one I just got in:

An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm and barely eked out a living. One day his son, Jed, hit the lottery, winning $50,000. Well, Jed burned rubber into town, collected his money and left more rubber all the way back home, where he told his father the good news and handed him a $50 bill.

The father looked at the money for moment then said, "Son, you know I've always got by with what little money we had. I didn't spend it on whiskey or women or frivolous things. In fact, I couldn't even afford a license to legally marry your Ma."

"Pa!" the son exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?"

"Sure do," said the old guy fingering the $50 bill. "And a darn cheap one, too."

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