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Subject: Sassy, let's see how you score on this.

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mambo

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Date Posted: 17:00:55 02/08/02 Fri

1.Nothing improves with age.

2.Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

3.There is no remedy for sex but more sex.

4.Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

5.What matters is not the length of the wand, but the magic in the stick.

6.Virginity can be cured.

7.Sex is dirty only if it's done right.

8.It is always the wrong time of month.

9.When the lights are out, all man are beautiful.

10.The game of love is never called off on account of darkness.

11.Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.

12.Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.

13.Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.

14.Never lie down with a man who's got more troubles than you.

15.Abstain from wine, men, and song; mostly song.

16.A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't.

17.If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

18.Love comes in spurts.

19.Never go to bed mad, stay up and fight.

20.Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

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Re: Sassy, let's see how you score on this.	Sassy	20:32:27 02/10/02 Sun