| Subject: Sorry for barging in .... here's one for you, Ralph. |
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mambo
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Date Posted: 22:53:11 01/29/02 Tue
A man sitting at a bar in Manhatan asks the bartender to send a drink over to the very attractive young lady at the end of the bar. The bartender says, "I'll be glad to, but I feel I must warn you that she is a 'business lady', you know, a lady of the evening."
The man says "that's OK, she is so attractive, I still want to buy her a drink."
After the bartender delivers the drink to the young lady, the man walks over to her and says, "I understand you are 'in the business'. You're so young and beautiful, I just have to know....how much for a hand job?"
She replies, "$50".
The man is astounded and exclaims "FIFTY DOLLARS FOR A HAND JOB?????"
The young lady motions for him to follow her. Outside, she gestures to a Mercedes parked out front.
The man said, "Surely you're not trying to tell me you own this car!"
She told him, "Yes I do, and I paid for it with $50 hand jobs."
"Your hand jobs must be FANTASTIC," he said. So he paid her the $50 and received the most incredible hand job he could have imagined.
Next night, same scenario. After sending her a drink, he goes over and asks, "I just gotta know....how much for a blow job?"
She had him follow her outside and pointed to the highrise of luxury condos across the street. "Surely you're not trying to tell me you own a unit in that building!"
She said, "I OWN the BUILDING. And I paid for it with $100 blow jobs. Well, he just couldn't believe it. So he pays her the $100 and gets a mind numbing, most powerful blow job he could have imagined!
The next night he takes the drink over to her and says "That was the most incredible hand job and blow job anyone could have imagined. They were worth twice the money....so I GOT to know - how much to go all the way?"
"$500", she said as she winked at him. "Come on hon." Outside, she said, as she opened her arms wide "See the island of Manhatan?"
"There is no way you are trying to tell me you own the entire island of Manhatan!" he challenged.
She paused and sadly she sighed, "I would......if I had a pussy!"
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