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>I realize this is a little off topic, but what the >hell, I felt like having a little fun. I've talked to >many people in soap chats, email groups, Instant >Messages (Gotta love AOL); >and I think we can all agree that, while fantasy and >fun are all well and good, there are a few >misconceptions about soap viewing that must be dealt >with. Just a few off the top of my head: > >1.) No matter how close you get to the TV, or how high >up you are, you can NOT see down a woman's shirt. > The opposite is true for a man; no matter how close >you get to the TV, or how far down you duck, you can >NOT see up his boxers. Stop trying, you just look >silly. They're watching you, you know.... > >2.) Calories consumed eating bon-bons while watching >OLTL DO count. Sweating profusely, hyperventilating, >passing out, and drooling are NOT effective methods of >burning calories. > >3.) You can buy the lingerie; you can get the music; >you can use the very SAME candles that they do on >OLTL; a night of passion will NEVER last as long in >real life as it does on the soaps. (Unless of course >there's both Viagra AND Cryptonite in the wine)... > >OK, anyone have anything to add to this list? LOL >Melinda
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