1975:UE Act 2, Scene 21 -- Passion Place Productions

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Subject: 1975:UE Act 2, Scene 21

Author:
Sarah

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Date Posted: 09:49:07 04/02/02 Tue

ACT TWO
SCENE 21 (Emotion - HUMOR)

NASTY SH*#!

(Music - same as in "THE BLOCK")
(Lights - same as in "THE BLOCK")

And what about that double cheese burger you just ate?
Perhaps we should ask that cow who you just ate
Who since he was chopped up into tiny little pieces had probably also been eaten by one thousand other McDonalds customers
Poor cow!
Did you ever stop to think about the cow?

I'm mean what had the cow done to deserve being flipped and flamed broiled by some 16 year old McDonalds employee of the month, who just got finished sticking his fingers up his nose because the McDonalds bathrooms ran out of toilet paper due to the fact that all of the trees have been chopped away by the same person who sat next to that same person in cow chopping school in the middle of a town called some nasty shit.

And so what was the cow in his previous life?

Perhaps someone who couldn't make it to heaven because of some nasty shit, some nasty shit like jerking off in the middle of the street or farting in church in the front row next to some old dude who passed away from the passing of the gas. And while the offering plate had been passed he slipped a forged suicide note inside the offering plate on the old dudes behalf. After which, he slid behind the isles while looking under the dresses of nuns who got tingles as he blew smoke up the streams of their panty hoes. He then ran out the back. But before that he slapped a "kick me" sign on Uncle Festers back. But Uncle Fester wasn't even uncle fester but just some old cat with a bad back who just so happened to be packing a gat and ended the soon to be cows life. And as he tried to enter the gates of heaven he tripped the person who was gonna let him in for free. For he knew not the casualties of causing chaos on earth as it is in heaven. So, the Creator zapped him into the body of a cow only to be overgrown by the age of three then sent to a farm owned by Micky Mutha F#*k'n D, where he would await his fate of absolute misery.

He then facing the raft of an injected death fell asleep only to awake being chopped up into tiny little pieces packaged and shipped away to McDonalds boot camp slash restaurants on every little corner of a small town called boma clad ras clad where he had been flipped flame broiled then dipped into a scorching hot tub of grease then touched by someone who in his next life would probably be a Chicken McNugget. And although that's another story, one of his pieces had been brutally wrapped into a recycled bag that used to be a newspaper at a newspaper stand where it had been bought by someone who didn't read behind the fine print of a section called "politics" that read "The US government is involved in some nasty shit"

Then you ordered it! A double death defying burger with cheese, that came from the same cow. And why did they have to wrap him up in his own cheese? These McDonalds employees have no respect for the dead. Their just a bunch of fast food caretakers who make minimum wages' minimum because of fools like us who order the food chains minimum, with a large coke, and some extra large fries. And what was the coke in his previous life? Perhaps, the slave master of the French fries' previous life. And oh! I can see them� wrapped up in chains and shackles. And they don't deserve to be covered in salt or made to sit at the back of the bag. For they have already been through enough nasty shit. And the fact that you would cover the rest of them in Ketchup is way to reminiscent of what happed to them on the potato slave ships. Yet the worst part about it is the fact that you didn't wash your hands before you ate it! And that�.that's some nasty shit.

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