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Date Posted: 17:10:01 04/10/04 Sat
Author: Bob Reeder
Subject: English Joke

Under David Blunkett's recent proposals for refugees & Foreign Nationals gaining British Nationality, this joke has been selected as one of the tests.
If you don't laugh at it then you will never be considered to be 'British'.

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought -"That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his
hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French t*@t again."

Apologies to any of our French friends.

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