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Date Posted: 09:53:46 11/20/03 Thu
Author: Bob
Subject: A little Humour

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird
section and Mick says to Paddy; "Dat's Dem". The shopkeeper comes over
and asks if he can help.

"Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere", says
Mick. "Put dem in a pepper bag". The shopkeeper does as asked and the
two pay for the birds and leave.

They get into Mick's van and drive until they reach a cliff with a 500ft
drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place", says Mick. He then takes the two
birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the
cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight
down for a few seconds followed by a 'Splat'. As Paddy looks over the
edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says "Fock Dat, dis budgie
jumpin' is too fockin dangerous for me..."

Part Two

A few minutes later, Seamus approaches. He too has been to the pet shop
and he's carrying the familiar 'pepper bag'. He then pulls a Parrot out
of the bag and Paddy notices that in the other hand Seamus is carrying a
gun.

"Watch this Paddy" he says, as he launches himself over the edge of the
cliff. Paddy watches as half way down Seamus takes the gun and blows the
parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is another
'Splat' and he joins Mick at the bottom of the cliff. Paddy shakes his
head and says, "An' oim never troyin' that parrotshooting noider..."

Part Three

After a few minutes, Sean strolls up. He too has been to the pet shop
and walks up with his 'pepper bag'. Instead of a parrot he pulls a
chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual
result. Once more Paddy shakes his head - "Fock me Sean, first der was
Mick wit his budgie jumpin, den Seamus parrotshooting - and now you, -
fockin' hen gliding....."

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