Re: 101 uses for a conducters thingy -- THE DEAD PETS FORUM "THE BARBER'S CHAIR"

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Subject: Re: 101 uses for a conducters thingy

Author:
MIZZ

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Date Posted: 17:35:48 01/01/03 Wed
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In reply to: Mizz 's message, "101 uses for a conducters thingy" on 09:07:02 12/31/02 Tue

>1)SKEWER-add a gerbil,red pepper,mouse,green
>pepper,marinade n viola a dead pet kebab
>2)PLANT PROPPER-pissed in ya mums plant pot once too
>often,ya mums prize rubber plant is kinda leaning?Prop
>it back up with this wonderful device
>3)MONEY FINDER-Lost ya BFH of a quid down the side of
>ya cooker? Ya fingers aint goin there with 5 yrs worth
>of moudly beans n toast -hooray for the stick
>4)OLD BLIND MAN STICK-great fun fakin it being an old
>bent blind man-actually use the stick as a skirt
>lifting aid
>5)TEDIOUS TURD TOOL-Ever had exremelly bad
>constipation? Say no more
>6)EAR TAPER-U R unique and soon everyone will want one
>7)NAKED ADULT HORSE GAME-chris the jockey and his very
>lucky lady the horse-faster faster
8)MINIMALISTIC XMAS TREE-Place in vase and add one piece of tinsel
9)ITCHER-chris when u break that leg u know u will need this
10)PANTS FINDER -Sea of pants on ya floor? Use ya thingy to test the pants,if it dont stick u wear um.
OK OK I know its not excactly 101 but still......

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