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Subject: Re: Billy and the Frogs Author: Wanda [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:45:54 03/16/02 Sat Author Host/IP: 204-181-87-37.cis.net/204.181.87.37 In reply to: marenda 's message, "Re: Billy and the Frogs" on 06:56:12 03/16/02 Sat Marenda; Thank you for reading this and commenting. I am glad you found it to be funny. Wanda >outstanding funny and well wrutten keep it up. > > >>Billy and the Frogs >> >>Billy was a boy of ten >>living with nine girls >>His life was one of grief >>a bloke among nine pearls >> >>There was no relief in sight >>that he could plainly see >>He’d have to devise a plan >>to help to set him free >> >>One girl was bad enough >>poor Billy lived with nine >>He was tired of those girls >>making him toe the line >> >>One day Billy was outside >>playing with his ball >>He heard a loud “rivet” >>an undeniable frog call >> >>A smile crossed his face >>his heart filled with cheer >>He had an awesome idea >>to fill his sisters’ hearts with fear >> >>He took the frog to Sally’s room >>and placed him in her bed >>He quietly sneaked down the hall >>listening to what might be said >> >>That night Sally went to bed >>and settled down to sleep >>There came the sound of “rivet” >>Sally screamed, then began to weep >> >>No one seemed to know >>how the frog got into Sally’s bed >>Billy only smiled and thought >>those girls have much more to dread >> >>Judy, the next day at school, >>sitting down to eat, opened her pail >>A startling“rivet” could be heard >>Judy loudly began to wail >> >>When Susie Lee put on her shoes >>there was something in the toe >>“Rivet, rivet” came from the shoe >>the frogs simply had to go >> >>Leah and Sarah found frogs >>in the pockets of their jeans >>The girls of Billy’s family >>were ready to call out the Marines >> >>Billy’s mother kept an eye >>upon her only son >>She had a strong suspicion >>the boy was having too much fun >> >>That night Billy carried some frogs >>in a sack down the hall >>To his surprise there stood Mom >>he knew, trouble to him, would befall >> >>“Billy” she said in a stern voice >>“What is that in your hand” >>“Oh, nothing, Mom” he squeaked >>This felt like Custer’s last stand >> >>“Give me the sack,” his Mother said >>Billy’s back was against the wall >>He handed the sack to her >>There was a sickening pall >> >>Billy’s Mom took him by the hand >>and led him to his room >>He walked inside; to his surprise >>frogs were jumping around“Kaboom” >> >>Everywhere he looked he saw a frog >>“Rivet, rivet,” was what he heard >>It looked like the tables had turned >>his room was a theater of the absurd >> >>The lesson for Billy was painful >>to say the very least >>The frogs lived in his room >>until his mother’s anger ceased >> >>The moral of the story is this >>always be kind to your sisters >>You never know what to expect >>if you’re a bumbling Mister [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]