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Subject: The Squirrel and Joe Author: Wanda [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ] Date Posted: 08:54:44 03/16/02 Sat Author Host/IP: 204-181-87-37.cis.net/204.181.87.37 The Squirrel and Joe Let me tell you a story I happen to know it’s about a squirrel and a guy named Joe You see Joe had a pet squirrel when a boy He played with that squirrel just like a toy Now the squirrel was intelligent as could be Joe loved him so he would let him run free He’d hide when Joe’s Dad was around in fact, he was not anywhere to be found That squirrel was forbidden in the house Joe’s Dad put him on the level of a louse “He’s a destructive creature Joe,” he would say Whatever he destroys you will have to pay Now Joe loved that squirrel with all his might He knew he’d have to keep him out of sight His Dad had threatened to make squirrel stew Joe figured that’s what he’d do if he only knew One Thursday night Joe was asleep in his bed The squirrel was curled up; so nothing to dread Joe’s Dad was at the table eating a piece of pie The squirrel peeked out, and the pie he did spy Quickly the squirrel ran up the leg of the chair jumped on Joe’s Dad, flew up into his hair Joe’s Dad let out a scream, the squirrel fell “Joe, get this squirrel,” he said with a yell Joe could be seen flying out of his room He saw his Dad was reaching for a broom This man had a temper like a powder keg The pesky squirrel ran up his Dad’s pant leg He danced around all over the floor Joe knew he was doomed to get “what for” He was glad his Dad wore his bibbs Eventually the squirrel climbed up his ribs The squirrel jumped out on the table then came a scream from Aunt Mable Joe grabbed for the squirrel, caught his tail wondered how long he could prevail Joe’s Dad was swinging the broom He chased Joe all across the room Joe cleared the door and ran outside still holding the squirrel by the backside He dropped the squirrel who ran for a tree then Joe tripped over a pail, landed on his knee That was the end of the friendship with the squirrel Joe decided it was safer to spend time with a girl [ Next Thread | Previous Thread | Next Message | Previous Message ]

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Subject Author Date Almost DIED laughing......kept me in hysterics for 15 minutes!! Thanx! (NT) Dusty 16:14:53 03/17/02 Sun Re: Almost DIED laughing......kept me in hysterics for 15 minutes!! Thanx! -- Wanda, 18:08:41 03/17/02 Sun Re: The Squirrel and Joe Hope 23:30:38 03/17/02 Sun Re: The Squirrel and Joe -- Wanda, 11:00:30 03/18/02 Mon