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Jim AKA Rapid-Fire
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Date Posted: 21:49:01 06/17/02 Mon
Author Host/IP: NoHost/208.6.230.92
Fishing at Deep Lake on Father’s Day,
saw a true story that I must relay.
ATV’ers, brains in the dark,
seems they really missed their mark.
Trying to get to the other side,
an abrupt end came to their ride.
The first one hit some real soft mud,
and got stuck good in that crud.
The second one figured on better luck,
but it too got stuck deep in that muck.
It was the third one who stole the show,
did he have a brain, I don’t know?
He tried crossing a small stream,
looks like he realized his dream.
If it was to become a clown,
head over heels into the ground.
We figured he was shooting for Mars,
the way he cleared those handle bars.
Could have broke his neck or back,
bet he’ll have a sore sacroiliac.
If we would have had a video cam,
we would have caught them in their jam.
Think of how much money we could get,
by filming America’s dumbest yet..........
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