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Subject: Taliban

Author:
Jon

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Date Posted: 12:14:22 03/24/03 Mon

>
> Britain Against Terrorism
> > >
> > > As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see
> a
> > > naked Woman who is not his wife.
> > >
> > > So with this mind, on Saturday at 2:00 PM GMT all British
> women are
> asked
> > > to walk out of their houses completely naked to help flush out
> any
> > > terrorists that may be in the neighbourhood.
> > >
> > > Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
> > > anti-terrorist effort to have full effect.
> > >
> > > All men are to position themselves in chairs in front of their
> houses
> > > to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrating their willingness to
> view
> women
> > > other than their spouses in a state of complete undress and to
> show
> > > support for all British women.
> > >
> > > And since the Taliban also disproves of the consumption of
> alcohol, a
> cold
> > > six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
> sentiment.
> > >
> > > The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out
> terrorists
> and
> > > applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity,
> > > especially considering the current weather conditions.
> > >
> > > God Save the Queen!
> > >
> > > IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
> >
> >
> >
> ------- End of forwarded message -------
>
>

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