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Date Posted: 11:44:01 04/19/02 Fri For those who dont venture into NRAsville (geocities.com/team_NRA), this is a typical post from my good buddy Killer*Silence: QUAKELAND NEWS: Good DAY FOLKS and welcome to the NRA edition of QUAKELAND NEWS, I'm StranGE SilencE. In my travels throughout the Q3 arenas and clan sites, I noticed that quite a few clans have a GUESTBOARD as well as a MEMBER BOARD on their site. Like you, I've always wondered, what do they really talk about and goes on in those MEMBER boards? Well thanx to some ingenuity and elbow grease, I was able to "HACK" into the NRA MEMBER BOARD in my constant effort to keep you, the fragging public, well informed. And here's what I found in the NRA MEMBER BOARD: Aside from being the only single and possibly available female of two in the clan, FALLOUT seems to be quite the attention getter. AWOL POSTED: Dear FALLOUT, My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. -AWOL Mr.animal lover himself, KERFOKER POSTED: Dearest FALLOUT, How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. -Your BITCH FOK After greeting the newly made NRAs, NIL posted a memo regarding some of the rules in this POST: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male members, and the male dormitory to the female members. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $200 and one week w/out BARREL time the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $600 and 2 weeks w/out BARREL time. Being caught a third time will cost you $1800 and 1 month w/out BARREL TIME. Any questions are to be posted on the MEMBER BOARD"- NIL=) RONIN RESPONDS: "How much for a season pass?" I was also able to hack into NIL's PERSONAL files and saw the REAL reason why some recruits were rejected(I deleted the names attached to these quotes, to avoid confrontation in the ARENAS): 1) "Since my last report, this Player has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig." (2) "I would not allow this player to breed." (3) "This player is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'." (7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." (8) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them." (9) "This recruit is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot." (10) "This player should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better." (11) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together." (12) "He's been working with glue too much." (13) "He would argue with a signpost." (14) "He brings a lot of joy...whenever he leaves the room." (15) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell." (16) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on." (17) "A prime candidate for natural DEselection." (18) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it." (19) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming." (20) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it." (22) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week." (23) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change." (24) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans." (25) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg." (26) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled." and my personal favorite... (27) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes." They also discuss some of their personal issues in there as well. Seems like new member TSOEK, has been on the prowl in the dating scene according to this post: Hi guys, I'm kinda shy by nature so I decided t ocome out of my shell this past weekend and see if I can meet someone. So I went into the Q3 bar across the St. from NRA facilities and saw a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up my courage I finally go over to her and ask, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight...you pig." Everyone in the bar is now staring at us. Naturally, I was hopelessly and completely embarrassed and slunk back to my table with a red face. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to me and apologized. She smiled at me and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations." To which I responded, screaming at the top of my lungs, "What do you mean $200 for a BJ?" -HEHEHE NRA TSOEK Last but not least, the GATORS, ah the GATORS, my favorite Q3 couple. Seems like they've been snapping(no pun intended) at each other behind the scenes: GATOR WRITES: Dearest sweet-bottomed-sun tea ANGEL, You know I love you lots but I was quite embarassed last month when during the NRA meeting, you kept scratching your armpits and sniffing your fingers in front of the other members. I'm asking you my tender-loined-bbq lambchops with corn on the cob, to please not do that in front of the other members again and besides...it's so UNLADY LIKE. -Love, GATOR LADY GATOR then responds with: SO is a blowjob but I never hear you complaining. -LADY GATOR This has been QUAKELAND NEWS, and I'm StrangE Silence bringing you the latest...WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT. Have a nice weekend FOLKS!!! 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