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Date Posted: 13:21:11 07/22/10 Thu
Author: SS
Subject: Re: ************PR**************
In reply to: SS 's message, "Re: ************PR**************" on 18:28:50 07/21/10 Wed

Party Radar
By: Lisping Hibiscus
7/15/10

(Boobity-Boohbah, Hum-A-Dee-Humbah,
Jumbah Zumbah, Zing Zing Zingbah!

My Synesthesantennae’s pickin’ up,
some khacki-wacky signals,
from an astronaut diaper mile away…

…on my Party Radar…

…I’ll just slip on my Chanel Lace Shades...

...kick up those PHYLEA boots...

and I’ll be there faster,
than a Jamaican Bobsled team,
coached by John Candy!

Arrrrrrrruuuuuugggguuuuuuulllllllllaaaahhhhh!!!)
.
.
.
(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star!
(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the womp of the sabar!
(Crankin' up the Party Radar!)

I’m gonna mingle,
shingle with a shimmy and a shake,
bingle that jingle,
all around my twenty-eight inch waist,
I’ll be strummin’ the spirit stratocastic,
won’t be stampin’ on my coaster brake,
I’ll be bustin’ some bombastic gymnastics,
shimmy-tangin’ this sonic steeplechase!

(Rakaramba!)

Global Ruckus,
at the Stock Exchange!
DJ Shake & Bake,
wompin' up a sick mirthquake!
Ooshkies,
watch 'em swan dive down the Slip-N-Slide!
Holy Rising Hemlines,
they're already out of Astroglide!

Dither that transmitter,
slither ‘til your heart sonic booms!
I’m scanning the horizon,
fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms!
Drastic, erratic static,
rheumatically pulses in my waist!
Surrender to the velocity,
cut that higher frequency to the chase!

(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star!
(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the womp of the sabar!
(Crankin' up the Party Radar!)

Holy Heinrich Hertz,
that’s genuine manzanilla!
Let’s go skinny dippin’,
and forge a Bumper Boat flotilla!
Add a quart of Burning Man,
with a pinch of Spinal Tap!
Sporks and sushi,
how’d I get tied up in saran wrap?

On any given afternoon,
I could explain the Laundau-Ginzberg theory,
but if you asked me how to straighten my collar now,
I’d answer “P2C2E!”
I’m having a synapse-collapse,
must have been the Soramimi Soroche,
I caught at the Mondegreenhouse,
during the Katzenjammer’s Karaoke ‘Til You Kachinnate…

…but hey hey hey,
with-a-hay-nonnie-nonnie-and-a-yippy-yeppy-yay,
I’m gonna whip it like Mooncricket,
on Waffle Iron Day!
Hey hey hey,
with-a-hay-nonnie-nonnie-and-a-hippy-hoppy-hey,
I’m gonna whip it like Mooncricket,
on Waffle Iron Day!
I’m gonna…

Dither that transmitter,
slither ‘til your heart sonic booms!
I’m scanning the horizon,
fightin’ til the first sign of dawn looms!
Drastic, erratic static,
rheumatically pulses in my waist!
Surrender to the velocity,
cut that higher frequency to the chase!

(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Ricochetin' every signal off the Dog Star!
(Pinnnnnnnngggggggg, pppppinnnnnnnnnggggg!)
Ravin' up the Party Radar!
(Whrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
Shakin' my Leyden Jar to the womp of the sabar!
(Crankin' up the Party Radar!)

(Let’s Go Pachinko!)

(ERROR!!!)
(ERROR!!!)
Party Radar Not Computing!!!
(ERROR!!!)
(ERROR!!!)
Party Radar Overheating!!!
(ERROR!!!)
(ERROR!!!)
Party Radar Malfunctioning!!!
(My Doppler's gone yankeeyonkers!
I'm discom-bebop-ulating!!!)




stock exchange
stunned mullet
synapse-collapse
daisy-dukes
danceterbation
Defective Shake-N-Bake
Dewdney Trunk Road
diggidy-swizz
digiphernalia
discom-bebop-ulation
fillerneumic peckerloomer
firkytoodle
flippin' nora
garry groundwork
inscrutablydubitably
keystone chatter
kisarhardgidentpare: (Pronounciation: kee-sahr-har-jee-dent-pah-rey)
kodak courage
l16
lunchbag letdown
mayonnaise mannequin
mirthquake
mondegreen
monosyblacioustutatious
moon the dog
mousterbait
nancy neuter (uptight, prissy)
Napsterbation
netscapegoat
nightclub kamikaze
nilpertains (has nothing to do with)
off like a prom dress
oklahoma skylight
oogleshriefters! (dammit)
Ooshkies!
optical-delusion
Outtie Fivethoutie!
p2C2E (Process Too Complicated To Explain)
pachinko (Japanese lottery)
pagesix
palanka
Palmer Eldritch moment
pasapalabraphobia
percussive maintenance
phantom of the water cooler
phatty bom batty
Privial Pursuit
R'outathea!
Rakaramba!
ramificussions
ramipercussions
reedickledockle
I drunk I'm think. Ha! Respectabiggle-marshwiggle!
seven-four-seven
shamalamadingdong
sidewalk sale
Sleep Depardieu
smokin poptarts
sporks and sushi
tchotchkeria
the fromkin
tomthumbfoolery
transmorligronifier
tryhard triangle
vobijug
von trapp family
weemblywombly
whahoobi!
whiskey tango foxtrot
with-a-hay-nonnie-nonnie-and-a
woogie-woo

caterpillar in the pudding
chippermonky
chucky larms
cobsquaddle (confuse)
coddiwomple (travel toward vague destination)
Copiavita
a-heavin'-and-a-settin' - A state of business without purpose.
Abracapocus! Hocuscadabra
hyperdicmegaabracadabrantist
hypertyperlate
hypnagogo
hoobalagah!
hombicombi - Riding in the trunk of a car.
shacking cubed
burn the breeze
Huckleberry Above a Persimmon
Luddy Mussy!
Milestonemonger

"I'm as frustrated as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest." How I felt most afternoons when I was a teacher.

"I'm as hungry as a woodpecker with a sore beak." My answer when asked if I'm ready to eat.

"I'm feelin' lower than a hog with his chin on the auction block." What I said when I wrecked my truck.

http://ynhub.org/forum/showthread.php?t=4904

Mrs. Habersham’s Terrapin Stew

AyowryaChrisifenyawantstogivemeahollarI'llbeovery onderatPa'stillevenin'butgottabebacktothehousefore itgetsplumbdark

"Weeellllll, ya know I's over achta hous tother daaayyyy....ya know, the funniestest thing happen'! Well now, let me seee her.....welll, was about noon I'spose......yeah, maybe around noon.....well, anyways, there I's just mindin' myown biness whin....DAGNABIT! Who spilt may beer?!?! I was just sittin' her tryin' to tell thes nice folk a story and some dadgerm fool spilt may beer!!!
Ok, now, lak I's sayin'. I's about noon.......yeah, possly about noon......"

http://everything2.com/user/Lometa/writeups/Old+Southern+Slang

Abercrombie zombie

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http://www.refinery29.com/20-of-the-weirdest-footwear-we-could-find.php/slideshow/1/image/12/

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&cr=countryUS&ie=ISO-8859-1&tbs=ctr%3AcountryUS&q=weird+stripper+shoes&btnG=Search

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar

http://www.google.com/search?q=highest+male+voice&hl=en&cr=countryUS&ie=UTF-8&tbs=ctr:countryUS&prmd=v&ei=OoJITOrFEIu7jAeOtIWiDg&start=20&sa=N

http://itsthebbc.blogspot.com/2010/02/weirdest-boots-ever.html

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