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Date Posted: 11:14:59 11/06/08 Thu
Author: SS
Subject: Re: ***************UWAJIMAYACAMPAIGNBIO**************
In reply to: SS 's message, "***************UWAJIMAYACAMPAIGNBIO**************" on 11:13:02 11/06/08 Thu

Uwajimaya is not a typical block of curd dripping with coagulated soy milk and a distinctive smile gleaming of calcium sulfate and Nigari salt. Whether it is being the ubiquitous host of Chen Kenichi's classy kitchen, or being the keynote speaker at thousands of events promoting healthy eating habits, from the white sage and wisteria-laden heartland of Farmhouse Ranch to the luxurious galleria of the Louvre, Uwajimaya is never afraid of getting marinated if it means giving back to the (fluff) community! =)

Uwajimaya will deliver the change we need to (fluff)gress (not to mention offer spare change to neglected (fluffs) in need). He will stand up to the lobbyists who have been responsible for the skyrocketing inflation in the Limited Edition Shoppe and work to make Super Rare items more affordable and accessible for all of us. He will fight to fix unfair (fluff) trade policies in the Trading Post that have cost Fluffster Island alone 34,000 Ya-Wobloons and have diminished the Post's reputation in all corners of (fluff) world, by restoring ethical, fair-trade and friendly guidelines to ensure no favoritism nor intimidation will ever pervade the trade community again. And Uwajimaya will work to bring Hummingbyrds to (fluff) world once and for all! ^__^

Born accidentally in 164 BC in Lord Liu An's kitchen during the Han Dynasty in northern China, when Lord Liu An intended to cook edamame but was flabbergasted to find that mixing impure sea salt with his boiled, ground soybeans resulted in an unexplained chain reaction, allowing the soy mixture to curdle and gel into the little, lovable, squishy, hopeless heart-daydreaming brick we know and love. He spent his early years (nearly ten centuries, to be exact) living (fluff) paycheck to paycheck being massaged by the precursors of Iron Chefs throughout Asia. He enjoyed his first big break in 1183, when he was asked to be the featured guest at the Kasuga Shrine in Nara, Japan. It was there he charmed the commonwealth and made his first featured cover shoot for the book Tofu Hyakuchin, becoming a supermodel for which he provided 100 different poses demonstrating various stir-fry cooking techniques.

His rise in prominence continued with that of the rise in Buddhism, which has historically considered tofu an important source of proteins in the religion's vegetarian diet. From there, Uwajimaya was elevated to regional celebrity status and extensively toured sixteen countries, including sold-out freezers in Vietnam, Thailand and Korea.

A pioneer in nutrition studies, Uwajimaya has been lauded by cardiologists, sitiologists and oncologists for spearheading the most sweeping overhaul of Low Density Lipoprotein, heart disease and cerebral atrophy since the third century B.C, when Uwajimaya's idol kimchee became the poet laureate of China following his literary breakthrough in the critically-acclaimed anthology Sikyeong and took advantage of his epic fame by battling gastric cancer and aiding digestion throughout all of Asia. Despite going centuries without enjoying a trans-Pacific career breakthrough, nineteen centuries of patience finally paid off when, in the mid-20th century, he rode a successful vegetarian movement wave across North America and Europe and has since become a cult favorite throughout urban supermarkets and sushi bars across both continents.

Outspoken for his concern regarding (fluff)orexia throughout parts of (fluff) world, Uwajimaya has built much of his recent activism on fighting (fluff) hunger and nurturing soft and furry (fluffs). Uwajimaya was nominated as the third Caretaker of the (fluff) Nursery in early June and, with the help of Dora, has helped manage the globally-renowned cottage since, caring for any (fluff) whose owner needs to take a vacation, attend to any demanding obligation in life or simply needing a little time to de-tox those (fluff) contest withdrawal tensions from their systems. Under his and Dora’s watch, the nursery became a proud recipient of the rare, prestigious (fluffy) Lumpkins (golden) Standard Award: rated best in category for service, (fluff) pet satisfaction, (fluff) owner satisfaction and overall reliability, and also became the winner of the coveted (fluffs) First Award; for its creative programs and innovativeness. =)

Uwajimaya has promised to work together and unite all (fluffs): hooves, flippers, talons and paws alike. Anonymous Givers Anonymous (AGA) has endorsed Uwajimaya and his 100% record protecting a (fluff)’s right to choose whether to send gifts publicly, privately or anonymously. The (fluff) Taxpayers Union has blessed Uwajimaya with the title “Taxpayers Best Friend” after promising not to raise taxes over their current levels in the Limited Edition Shop, for Uwajimaya understands that taxes are essential to maintaining the social infrastructure of (fluff) world, whether it is preserving the historic architectural wonders of Lovely Lane or designating all of the Not-So-Murky Swamp as a National (fluff)wilderness area, taxpayers nonetheless deserve a break and thus will never raise them another one-millionth of one Ya-Wobloon, which will save everyone from those working hard to achieve their Foxee dreams to small siggy-shop business owners hundreds. Every former (fluff)retary of State has praised Uwajimaya’s plan to re-arrange and organize the Limited Edition Shoppe just as the munny shop is arranged in more easily locating vintage (fluff) goods. And more than 5,000 munny-to-gold queue reform activists, Project (fluff) Giveaway representatives, (fluff) welfare advocates, ornithologists, astrologists, Flufferinas and Ghost Cookie collectors have joined in endorsing Uwajimaya’s campaign.

Even while Uwajimaya has a seemingly inconceivably busy day 24/7/365, he still finds the time to come home every weekend to hear from locals in his home (fluff)town of Isoflavonopolis, take care of chores, visit his soy-milk relatives, even find the time to face-paint himself in sesame seeds! =)

Uwajimaya has an office conveniently located in the heart of Isoflavonopolis in, you guessed it, his own upright Frigidaire refrigerator. A fresh, extra-firm face in (fluff)ciety, Uwajimaya has become an authentic and effective voice for nutrition, rural (fluff)world, middle class (fluff) families, small siggy-shop businesses, caretakers, chefs and those who enjoy chatting sixteen hours a day in the Lounge! ^__^

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