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Date Posted: 16:53:27 03/10/01 Sat
:::Clouds rend, streams of light from the heavens, a deep, booming bass voice calls out to the gathered masses:::
BEHOLD!!! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BEN!!! ONCE I WAS THE TECHIE GOD AND THE ACTOR SUPREME, BUT NOW I HAVE ASCENDED TO EVEN THE IMMORTAL PLANE!!! ...uh... PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!! stop, no... DON'T GO BACK THERE!!!
:::Curtain is pulled aside, to reveal the form of the not-much-more-than-mortal Ben, feverishly working the controls of the god-machine:::
Oh, hi guys, it's me. I thought I'd check out the maskers site and see how you're all doing. What's new? How come Mike LaPointe is suddenly a pimp? (Or so I hear...) I'm so terribly sorry that I missed the one-acts... getting from Boston to Manch-Vegas is difficult when you're poor! Northeastern University totally kicked me in the bootie first quarter, but I'm back on track now. I'll definitely try to get to "HOT L" Baltimore, or whatever it's called! When is it going on? Who's in it? Is the play any good? I think my sister got a part... wait a minute... what's this about it being a "dirty" play? Jess, you'd better not be in a play laden with promiscuity!!! (Hey, I'm your big bro, I got yer back, and shit...) And just so everyone knows, I WILL NOT HESITATE to fuck up anyone who messes with her. That's not a threat... it's... no wait, it is a threat. Tee hee.
What's the Hein up to? Anybody hate her yet? I didn't THINK so. It's amazing how many more of the jokes in "MEDEA" you get after taking a theatre history course. Deus ex Machina... it's really funny if you know what they're talking about... not so much if you think it's a weird way of saying "my day is macho."
Kristen, stop crying. (Just a guess!) ;-)
I'll see you all at HOT L. It better not suck, or I'll be forced to come back there and take another year of high school just so I can show you sloppy bitches what's up!
Matt, the maskers page is excellent. I don't know about the bright green background though... it makes colorblind people like me feel like we're being ravaged by green goblins coming out of the screen at us... and by the way, my web site is
http://www.angelfire.com/nh/wickedmetal
Why haven't any of you linked to it yet?!?!? Do you so quickly forget your one and only METAL boy?
:::Feverishly working the controls once again, speaking into microphone:::
THE GREAT BEN HAS SPOKEN!!! NOW GO, LEST I SMITE THEE WITH MY WRATH!!!
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