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Subject: Re: How Zander and Walleye differ, in fishing techniques


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Les
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Date Posted: 22:07:42 04/06/03 Sun
In reply to: Walleyegod 's message, "How Zander and Walleye differ, in fishing techniques" on 04:33:02 04/02/03 Wed

1. Get up in the middle of the night and piss your wife off
while doing so.

2. Drive to your favourite strech of drain, taking detours
to try and shake off anyone following you to your secret
spot.

3. Park at least one mile away from where you are going to
fish. They may find your car, but after a while they
give up looking for you as long as you put into practice
what you were taught during special forces training.

4. Always keep a lookout, if anyone does come along, strip
off to your pj's which you should have kept on to sucure
the warmth off your body heat. Run up to them shouting
random and competely unconnected sentences waving your
fishing knife. They shall think you have escaped from a
secure unit and leg it.

5. If they keel over, which has only happened once before.
Pack up and don't return for a couple of weeks
Preferably waering a false beard.

got to go 24 is on.

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