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Date Posted: 14:20:29 04/25/02 Thu
Author: Lori
Author Host/IP: 216.221.113.86
Subject: Okay fess up which one are you..

20 Clues a Woman Should Call it a Night:

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.

2. I believe that dancing with my arms over head and my butt wiggling while
yelling woo-hoo is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. I've suddenly decide I want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe I
could do it too.

4. In my last trip to "pee" I realize I now look more like Tammy Faye Baker
than the goddess I was just four hours ago.

5. I drop my 3:00 a.m. slice of pizza on the floor (which I'm eating even
though I'm not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on eating it.

6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much.

7. There are less than three hours before I'm due to start work.

8. I've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me.

9. The man I'm flirting with used to be my 5th grade teacher.

10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
become strangely overwhelming.

11. My eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them
half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.

12. I've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just
lemonade, but that's just because I can no longer taste the gin.

14. I think I'm in bed, but my pillow feels strangely like the kitchen
floor.

15. I start every conversation with a booming, "Don't take this the wrong
way but..."

16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when I sit on it.

17. My hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.

18. I'm tired so I just sit on the floor (wherever I happen to be standing)
and take a quick nap.

19. I begin leaving the button's open on my button fly pants to cut down on
the time I'm in the washroom away from my drink.

20. I take my shoes off because I believe it's their fault that I'm having
problems walking straight



I am thinking #2 is ME!!

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