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Date Posted: 19:39:25 04/23/02 Tue
Author: LisaD
Author Host/IP: 216.55.195.96
Subject: BEAR!!!!

I want to be a bear......
> If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but
sleep for
> six months. I could deal with that.
> Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself
stupid. I could
> deal with that too.
> If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the
size of
> walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake to partially
grown, cute, cuddly
> cubs.
> I could definitely deal with that.
> If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business.
You swat
> anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of
line, you swat them
> too. I could deal with that.
> If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up
growling. He
> EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
> Yup......I want to be a bear
>
>
>

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