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Date Posted: Mon, Feb 26 2001, 22:18:18
Author: steve
Subject: Life is Backwards

Life is Backwards

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do
you get at the end of it? A death.

What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.

You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a
gold watch, you go to work.

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you
get ready for high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you
have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you
go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
floating...then finish off as an orgasm.

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