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Date Posted: Thu, Jun 07 2001, 2:51:12
Author: oxymoron
Subject: oxymorons

Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Act naturally

Found missing

Resident alien

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Airline Food

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

Jumbo Shrimp

Loners Club

Postal Service

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Re: oxymorons -- steve, Thu, Jun 07 2001, 18:23:31
- Re: oxymorons -- out here, Sat, Jun 09 2001, 4:20:23

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