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Date Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2000, 22:54:01
Author: steve
Subject: A couple went on vacation


A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort near a
national park.

The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the
wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of
fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife
decided to take the boat out.

She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out,
anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

Along comes the parks ranger in his boat, pulls up
alongside and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you
doing?"

"Reading my book," she replies as she thinks to
herself, 'Is this guy blind, or what?'

"You're in a no-fishing area," he informs her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to
take you in and charge you."

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snaps the
irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," grouses the ranger.

"Yes, that's true....but you have all the equipment..."

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